DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS CRAZY THING THAT HAPPENED ON TWITTER TO [semi-obscure comedian/reality tv producer]? OMG CHECK IT OUT ITS AMAZING. IT TOTALLY WINS THE INTERNET.
no. stop. go sit over there, i’m taking your computer.
because you don’t deserve a computer.
BUT LOOK, IT’S SO FUNN-
no its not. its fake and you just lost the game.
BUT EVEN IF ITS FAKE ITS STILL FUNNY THAT SOMEONE WO-
no, no. stop. no. just. stop. please stop being my friend.